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kropotkindersurprise

June 22 2019 - A fascist trying to pick a fight at Bologna Pride gets more reaction than he bargained for. [video]

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Exit, pursued by bear.

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@exeuntpursuedbyabear

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The description of the original video:

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Translation:

“A neo-fascist, in all his Italian virility, begins to insult some women participating in Bologna Pride. This until, frightened by other protesters covered with glitter and by a bear far more virile than he, to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.”

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EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR. I’M SOBBING

maneth985

La fuga, pursued by bear in glitter 🤣🤣🤣

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato

“to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.” ROAST HIS ASS

arcaniumagi2

the Strength, the Solidarity, and the Shade here is examplary

sleepymccoy
andhumanslovedstories

I wanna write a Hob/Dream fic except it's Dream being like "now we shall have sex" and Hob is like "wait for real" and Dream is like "why would it not be for real" and Hob is like "okay but like imaginary dream sex or like here in my bed right now, what are we talking" and Dream is like "firstly. dream sex is real sex. secondly yeah here on your bed in the waking world, what is confusing" and Hob is like "...like anal sex?" and Dream is like "...if you like? this seems more distressing to you than I anticipated?" Hob is like "well ever since I found out you're the King of Dreams (which was NOT my guess for what your deal was btw fyi) I sorta assumed you...didn't? have the parts?" and Dream is like "the parts?" and Hob has no fucking idea if this. this. being. if he has a penis and balls and or a vagina and or a butthole or like what, is like the deal. what's up down there. metaphysically speaking. "does your kind have sex to reproduce?" and Dream is like "sometimes yes but usually no" and then Hob is like "do you need to eat food to live" and Dream is like *SCOFF* really scoffily because he is a dick, and Hob, losing his mind, is like "okay then you see my confusion because, and I'll be crude here, why do you even need genitals or an asshole" and Dream, horny, is like "FOR SEX"

andhumanslovedstories

They get pretty close to having sex but then Hob is like "okay but if you have urethra, do you also have kidneys? do you need kidneys? you're the creator and creation of humanity's collective subconscious, right? can you get a kidney stone??" and Dream, who hasn't fucked in a thousand years by the way and was really looking forward to doing so, is like "I get a kidney stone if I desire to have a kidney stone" and Hob is like "somehow that's more confusing"

andhumanslovedstories

Hob is at last ready, he's like "okay, great, cool, I'm ready. do we need a condom" and Dream is like "do you think a condom could possibly protect you" and Hob is like "I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ANATOMY. AND I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU PHRASED THAT"